87daysbefore:

goodnight.

davidstrider:

youve found my weakness

girly internet dress up games



grrrlfoxxx:

flatbarnacle:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

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gaywardvagabond:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline






precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away



fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

do you ever remember something really fucked up someone you know said or did to you one time and wonder why the fuck you still even associate with them



letitbe-justbreathe:

i just watched half of Hall Pass just to see this…he is just so fucking sexy!


sherlockandjohnwatson:

“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”




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