(Source: naijanupe)



retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Source: retiredjesus)




sizvideos:

Deadpool vs Comic-Con 2014 - Video




i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

me when i have to present in class

(Source: lindsaychrist)





j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner




roymaes:

the greatest plan in history




(Source: outrageauxbonnesmoeurs)



wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD




voldesnorts:

harlequin-dreams:

womxxn:

We went to this burger place for lunch (turned out to be a drag bar which was shitty in other ways) but the walls were papered with rolling stones covers and it just really becomes obvious when you see lots of magazine covers next to each other that men are treated as people and women are treated as objects.

THIS PROVES MY POINT SO HARD IT SMASHES YOU IN THE TEETH

GOSH DARN IT I HOPE YOU FEEL THE SLAP IN YOUR FACE




snoopwhale:

This video makes me weak



whorenament:

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 



jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future



(Source: spencerspocketcondom)



enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr



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