if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life
it’s 1964 I’m on a balcony smoking a really long cigarette and some lofty music is playing I drop my martini on the floor it breaks and 5 men scramble to get me a new one
can she just get an award or something
I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.
So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
Time to get healthy.
I actually like a couple of these, and I can see some of you liking specific ones as well.